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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 504 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 715 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4362 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!