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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6186 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 47 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!