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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5559	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

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So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5969	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8295
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	7010	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dimension Hops:	6

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Potions Brewed:	184	Love Letters Sent:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3589	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com