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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1601	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2342
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3931	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6751
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	3631
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	52
Dragon Eggs Found:	1549	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	266
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5511	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	205460	Ores Mined:	9312
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchantments Applied:	133
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7454	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com