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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2051
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1185

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

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1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5332
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	4676
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crops Grown:	8164
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ores Mined:	4690

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	133960
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Votes:	3882
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

144.76.165.167

EverPvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

everpvp.dk

LastOfUsSMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

108.166.163.133