Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Animals Bred:	108	Players Killed by Monsters:	7097
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3574

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crops Grown:	8369
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Void Armor Forged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4249

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7834	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net