Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!
calzone.minecraft.casa:25772
Join us and become the most feared player in all the land, striking fear into the hearts of your enemies with your epic PvP skills. Or perhaps you’d rather be the most pitied player, constantly getting into ridiculous situations that leave everyone in stitches.
No matter how you want people to feel about you, our server is the place to make it happen. So come on in and start crafting your legend today!
Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!
Join us for epic battles where players fight with diamond pickaxes and enchanted carrots. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride pigs into battle like a true warrior. Don’t forget to bring your pet parrot along for the ride – they’re our secret weapon against the creepers!
But that’s not all – we have special events like “TNT Tornado Tuesdays” where the sky rains explosive blocks and “Zombie Zumba Fridays” where the undead dance their way into your heart. Plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who gives out enchanted items to lucky players.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
mr30.TexRich.ru
Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with adorable anime girls from Hololive! Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie idols or taming a creeper that looks like your favorite virtual YouTuber.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special event where every full moon, the Ender Dragon transforms into a giant dancing holographic idol that drops rare loot when defeated. It’s like a rave party in the End dimension!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot spring where the Hololive girls hang out in their swimsuits, ready to challenge you to a water balloon fight. Just be careful not to get splashed by Aqua, she’s a bit of a sore loser!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you go Hololive, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us if you want to witness the madness of players printing entire villages, skyscrapers, and even a functioning roller coaster with their 3D printers. Who needs diamonds when you can print them out instead?
But beware, the printer wars are real on this server. Players will stop at nothing to claim the biggest and baddest 3D printer for themselves. Will you join the chaos or get left behind in a world where anything is possible with a little bit of plastic and a whole lot of imagination?
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.
But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).
Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
