CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Potions Brewed: 132 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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