CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	417181
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8856	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Villages Defended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	4239
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	7435

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Votes:	5508	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1382

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Villages Defended:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2621
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mines Excavated:	4772
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	1452	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Villages Defended:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8837	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6990	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Votes:	9882	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

New Minecraft Servers 2025

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed