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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
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