Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Items Found:	7187

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crops Grown:	1328
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.