Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4138 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
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