Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4215 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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