join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Void Gems Collected: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4140
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ImmortalCraft

    ImmortalCraft
    ImmortalCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rebirth Of Balkan

    Rebirth Of Balkan

    Join us and have fun! 🙂

    Our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/robminecrafters

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Welcome to Rawcritics!

    We are fully staffed and have a massive loyal community which you can visit at www.rawcritics.com/community or follow the latest updates at twitter.com/rawcritics.

    We hope you come. We bet you don’t leave…

    IP: minecraft.rawcritics.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7307 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PhoenixRisen

    PhoenixRisen

    Phoenix Risen is a community with multiple servers, notably the main survival server, which offers a myriad of fun perks and play options for both regular members and those who support the server by donating. Server play is fair, and there is a pretty good balance to ease of access for materials while keeping the survival feel of minecraft.

    The main survival server utilizes several core plugins to provide a really good play experience, including both personal and town claims, mcMMO, Remote storage, custom drops and crafting, community-created mini-games and dungeons, and much more.

    We would love to have you with us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • IronHelm PVP

    IronHelm PVP

    PVP server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • IntensePvP

    IntensePvP

    IntensePvP!

    Want to rent? Add me on skype: mirzafifa

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Villages Defended: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Deitys Galaxy

    Deitys Galaxy

    try it out and look if it fits you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9326
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BattleRealms

    BattleRealms

    BattleRealms!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft is a WHOLE new experience for Minecraft players world wide. Our loving trained Admins will cater to your every need. We have a wide array of plugins all to make your time you spend on the server better. The server is a survival build server where players are in survival and are able to build with your friends as well as our staff! Join today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 115
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Orc3cta

    Orc3cta

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Villages Defended: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Total Miner

    Total Miner

    We invite you to Total Miner, a survival server, you will have a good time 😀

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minebuilders

    Minebuilders

    Hello Fellow Minecrafters this is ysnfrn1 from minebuilders i am an donator from minebuilders and im looking for you minecrafters to join.And when you enter the spawn or register please say ysnfrn1 has brought me from an server list.Thank you! Minebuilders.me (Ip) Minebuilders.info (Website) Plugins: Iconomy, Chestshop, Factions, PvP, HungerGames, GolemGames, TeamDeath Match, Much more!Many MiniGames!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5195 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4833 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Kiwicraft

    Kiwicraft

    Kiwicraft is a free build server for max of 32 people. 32 people because we don’t want it to get crowded with noobs. Owner: Parkingmeter1337 Admin: jo5h0, crdhdr. DO NOT ASK FOR OP PLEASE!!!

    Thanks for playing!

    Remember NO GRIEFING!! If your being or see GRIEFING please report

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Runes Activated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldCraft PvE

    WorldCraft PvE

    WorldCraft has recently updated some features, including it’s Voting Credit System. Vote every day and receive up to 5 wCredits, which can be spent in-game on rewards.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhostCraft

    GhostCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY