Butt Plug City | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Farms Harvested:	564	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.