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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	35379
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Love Letters Sent:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	5038
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchantments Applied:	158

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	9435
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Items Found:	3997
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Crops Grown:	9695	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Vanishing Items Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	7394	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Potions Brewed:	129	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimension Hops:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1