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CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	599039	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchantments Applied:	273	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Votes:	3529
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	337357
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	4217
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3237	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Items Found:	2602
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4