BurpCraftFartLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Votes:	1643
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6836	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	271
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6992

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4982
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	5893

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	522	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Votes:	4002
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Votes:	9227

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5