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TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	2821
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Towns Built:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	New Chunks Explored:	234089
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4601	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	4034
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1799
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	1575
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Crops Grown:	7269	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2636	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	101	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4