BurpCraftFartLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	218
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Items Found:	7139	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	892
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4151	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	899	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3039

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crops Grown:	6866
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	1126
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5437
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3585	Mines Excavated:	4399
Star Shards Collected:	158	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crops Grown:	3373	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Votes:	7022

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6742
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2208

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	New Chunks Explored:	111177
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3