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CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6065	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	1430	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	6776	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Items Found:	7066
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5479	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Towns Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2