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if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 13 Dragons Tamed: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4658
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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