Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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