Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Animals Bred: 119
Runes Activated: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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