Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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