Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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