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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9734 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!