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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4078 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Crops Grown: | 2205 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!