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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9013 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!