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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2511 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 47 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3500 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!