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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Yo, you ever tried eating burgers upside down? It’s like, the most natural and ergonomic way to chow down on some beefy goodness. And that’s just the beginning of the insanity you’ll find on our Minecraft server.
Join us if you wanna ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re more into building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano. We don’t judge, we just provide the platform for your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing a sparkly top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most burger-flipping Minecraft server around. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesomeness.
