LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Potions Brewed: 60
Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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