LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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