Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we bully is creepers and the only grooming we do is grooming our pet wolves! This server is perfect for those who have experienced bad parenting in real life but want to escape to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures.
Join us as we wait for a miracle to happen in the form of finding diamonds in the most unexpected places. Our community is filled with references to classic anime, movies, and cartoons, but don’t worry, we’ve taken it to the next level by creating our own hilarious inside jokes and memes.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where schoolgirls have the power to take down dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination, then come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
