BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Items Found:	6442
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	6845	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1979	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4614
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.