BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	199	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	5375
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8072	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mines Excavated:	2730	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Crops Grown:	6384	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ores Mined:	7666

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9484	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3907	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	8115
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
New Chunks Explored:	822338	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mines Excavated:	2355
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Buildings Constructed:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Farms Harvested:	692

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.