BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6429	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	6300

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4180	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!