BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6591
Dragon Eggs Found:	5267	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	104	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	171

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.