BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4354	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7311	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	212
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	7286
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SGPvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	229
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	6462
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ReitCraft

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	2807
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Infinite Heights

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KickAxeCraft

Skyblock, Towny

KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	5891

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.