BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	8258
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	535286

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Treehome

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome! Treehome is a humble server owned by two brothers in a small town in Mississippi. We boast dedicated and experienced administration, an amazing community, a new 1.9 map, 1.9 grief protection, and consistent backups.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2347
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelMania

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

– Gyms (Coming soon after poll on website is complete) – Auto-Rankups (After a certain amount of time played on the server you will receive a rank) – Jobs (Work for money) – Point System (Vote for points and spend it on items) – Name That Pokemon Chat minigame (Coming soon the plugin is custom and still is in development) – Bikes (A Horse that you have access to /Bike) – Grief Prevention (Protect all of your builds with a golden shovel) How do I install PixelMon 3.5.1? First you have to download forge: Forge 1.7.10: http://goo.gl/bSZxDB After you’ve installed forge run it on minecraft and then close out of minecraft. Download the Pixelmon mod Pixelmon Mod: http://pixelmonmod.com/ ( Download Pixelmon 3.5.1) After downloading the Pixelmon mod go to your %appdata% -> .minecraft -> mods Once in your mods folder drag the pixelmon mod into the folder and run Minecraft forge 1.7.10

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PigParty

Creative

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gatucraft

PvP, Skywars

Welcome to our WIP server for Gatucraft.com!

We have some things to fix, but the server is working!

We have:

A exclusive PVP versión of our map Gaturro´s Room

We have 4 SkyWars maps from the PlanetMinecraft community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pirate Seas

Factions, PvP

Pirate Seas is live action, open world, sandbox minecraft server. Players construct and sail they’re very own ships, muster a crew, and explore the seas of adventure and treasure. Loot islands for plunder and goods, trade at various ports for gold to feed your desires. Claim the sea as your own, rein terror among other pirates and construct forts to protect what is yours. Raid npc trade caravans. Discover ancient ruins and learn of ultimate treasures. But keep in mind lad, we are not alone, dark forces are on the rise, rumors of the Skeleton King at large have been all around, Captain Brutus and his ghost crew have also been heard to be sailing the seas once again. The possibilities are endless and the action infinant, all in the world of Pirate Seas, The Adventure Awaits You! Join us now @ play.pirateseas.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SurvivalMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalMC is a brand new survival server. We strive to build a close community, who loves playing Minecraft together the way it was made.

Join today! IP: play.survivalmc.org Version: 1.16.x Website: survivalmc.org

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4084	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragons Den

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

This is my humble Agrarian Skies 2 server. It is currently running and any one can join. We might add a couple mods that’ll help like veinminer or fastcraft. We just started the server and we are looking for staff. Staff applications are on the Website for this server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2865
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	New Chunks Explored:	543013
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	New Chunks Explored:	396456

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.