Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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