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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7959 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8743 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.
Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!