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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4798 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 868815 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.
Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!