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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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