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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9317 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!