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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2561 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!