Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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