Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 464 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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