Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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