Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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